MAME, MESS, and Other Fun

Today I hit up Taco Bell with a coworker for lunch.  On my way out I made an observation shared by stand-up comedians and the Internet alike:

“You know what I like about Taco Bell?  If you go in there with a $20 bill in-hand, you’ll eat like a king for the next week!”

Without missing a step, my coworker simply replied:

I swear, one of our audio guys at work is closely related to both Alan Tudyk and Neil Patrick Harris, but mostly the former.  The resemblance is absolutely uncanny.

Tonight I present the first in what will hopefully be a regular series: Dramatic Message Board Readings.

Tonight’s installment can be found here.