To the Person Who Stole My 80GB 5th-gen iPod From My Car Last Night
Thursday, August 27th, 2009When you stole my iPod last night, thank you for using the unlocked car doors, and not needlessly smashing out any windows. It was a rental, and that would have been really unfortunate to have to both spend money replacing my iPod and replacing the window.
I also appreciate the fact that you left the 7 Nintendo 64 games that I had yet to take in from my most recent Play-N-Trade trip, as they are considerably much harder to come by than an iPod. Likewise, thank you for leaving the male-to-male stereo audio cable with which I had connected the iPod, as I wouldn’t want to have to shell out another $20 for a small length of wire.
On the subject of finance, however, you missed an opportunity to make a quick dollar or so by not taking the multitude of soda cans with you as well.
Overall, I hope you enjoy your newfound portable music player, and hopefully you’ll enjoy the rather eclectic collection of music on it. You may be disappointed, though, as there wasn’t quite as much gangsta rap on there this time of year as you might like. Enjoy!